Just got back from a trip to the town centre. Was accosted by a nubile young thing who asked if I'd like to have my eyebrows threaded in front of three hundred passers by. One lady was in the process of being done, leaning back in the reclining chair she actually looked at ease as her hirsuteness was attacked.
I declined the offer.
The only bits I need depilitating are not for public display.
Honestly...where will it end?
What has happened to the mystery?

On a further note, don't try doing pelvic floor exercises whilst driving in heavy traffic.
I know what you'll say...they can be done discreetly anywhere.
Not when you're supposed to concentrating on driving they're not!

I just hope the scratches will T cut out.